What makes a man a macho man?

Someone who is willing to kill a cockroach for a girl...

Lalalalalala....

Sometimes I wonder just how different humans are from animals.

They may have a smaller brain than ours, but they do have the same amount of compassion we hold.

Today I drove out to pick up my cousin who got lost coming over. Near where she parked her car, there was a squirrel in the middle of the road nibbling at some roadkill. I didn't know that squirrels were carnivorous. Later my cousin told me this:

"The squirrel wasn't eating roadkill, it was actually another squirrel. They were playing in the middle of the road when a car ran over one of them. The other one was trying to pull its dead friend over to the side of the road."

Yes, a squirrel actually doing that. Of course, the squirrel didn't realise its friend was actually dead but to imagine an animal capable of it...

Later we drove past again and found the other squirrel also dead, ran over barely six inches from its friend. It probably was still trying to the very end to pull its friend over to the side of the road.

Bosses enjoy blaming someone.

Sure it might be my fault for the oversight but hey, you were the one signing the damn cheque. If you didn't confirm the amount, why blame me?

Soooo glad I am gone.

They found a tumour on my dog's foreleg.

He is being put to sleep tomorrow.

Second family member I have lost to cancer, not including my grandmother and my great uncle.

I hate cancer.

ZOMG!!!! all teh yaoi manga is liek teh GONE from Kinokuniya!!!!!

Damn it... stupid Malaysian GOMEN!!!!!!!

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He he he...

Hmm... you know, I always though tampons were tampons were tampons. Though I did wonder at times why some were so long and some were small and stuff.

I picked up a pack with the applicators just to see how they looked like. My friend told me that they were longer than normal tampons and can have better absorption. I believed her since that box with 8 tampons was so long.

After forking out RM8.30 for them and opening one just to sniff around... I realised that they are the same length and a LOT more fuzzier than what I was used to. They look freaking scary! Not to mention the applicator... It looks painful to insert for some odd reason... ugh...

Okay, I like to watch animes that have been fansubbed and I like to read manga that has been scanlated by fans. But every once in a while, you realise that these people who work on these projects are little kids as well:

....Uncle Sora, who really likes cinema (it seems that is often the case for DRAWERS....

I didn't know pieces of furniture or underwear enjoy the cinema...

vivmuffin honey, I am soooooo glad Mogget's home.

*huggles*

This is going to sound totally stupid but seriously... I was in the ladies twice today... and smelt it...

Can pee smell like garlic?

Because honestly, I think someone in the office really really really likes garlic.

vivmuffin nudged me. So I decided to write something.

So at work, my boss tells me that I have areas that I can improve. Then she throws this at me: But I am not going to tell you where it is. You have to figure it out for yourself.

So I ask her: Are you saying that I have not improved AT ALL??

She said: No, just not enough.

What I feel: I'm in a hurdle race and I have a blindfold tied around my eyes. I am told that there are five hurdles throughout the race and I am to jump over them if I am to stay in the race. Then someone comes around and moves the hurdles about.

Time for a new job? Yup.

Can someone explain the whole concept of chatting on the phone while they are sitting on the throne?

I have heard quite a few people do it, especially when you are in office toilets.

Honestly, what needs to be said that can't wait until you are sitting somewhere outside, with a little soft music perhaps for the appeal of whoever you are speaking with?

Do they really think that their audience would be awed at the sound of a person grunting while they take a dump?

Or perhaps they think their audience would be riveted to hear the tinkle of urine?

I mean... seriously, just wondering.

So I like watching anime.

So I like anything yaoi/shounen ai/slash.

But why must my brain take a turn in direction in everytime?

In. Every. Single. Anime?

Why do I slash them all?

Why?

My.

Room.

Is.

Finally.

Cleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!

Round two: My closet ^^;;

I conducted my first interview today. Needless to say, it was a rather surreal experience. Perhaps I chose the wrong candidates, but honestly, they give 'lying on your resume' a new meaning.

Five questions that both candidates cannot even answer. Five questions that to me are pretty basic.

I asked one of them what would happen if there were some discrepancies in their stocks? What would they do? One of the candidates said that they stock people would start fighting....

Okaaaaaaay...............

 vivmuffin is still sick. But she sounds better now. She called me and we chatted... a lot.

Of course, the whole cleaning my rooms thing (which I had been at it for around a week now) became quite a topic. I decided that I didn't know how to rearrange my room if I changed my furniture. So perhaps, for now, I will leave it... and save a tonne of cash.

She suggested that I put in a plant, to which I told her I will definitely kill. Just by my presence, I might clarify. I evidently exude an aura that turns all manner of fauna dead.

Then she asked me: What about your sea monkeys?

Me: Oh, they died. They fucked themselves to death.

How? Hehehehe... I used a little too much 'love powder' to start them mating and honestly, the last time I looked into the tank, three of them were clinging to each other and paddling furiously. That's only one cluster and there were a few orgies around the rest of the tank as well. Then after a few days... no more sea monkeys. Or babies either...

Imagine this: Cause of death - was fucked to death...

Oh well,  at least they died enjoying themselves.

vivmuffin, my poor dear...

Take care okay?

Rest well.

PS: You scared the living daylights out of me....

*hugs*

I like ghost stories, real or otherwise. I am one of those people who liked getting creeped out.

I have never felt that frisson down my spine from watching ghost stories since... well... since Ju On. And for Ju On, after the first one, you are SOOOO creeped out that you feel numb. Other things like Ring, One Last Call.... *kindly insert bored yawn*

Let's not even talk about the American versions of them.

Then I heard about this American movie called Shutter. Ghost appearing on film and thought: Wow, really good plot.

That is, until I realise that it was actually a remake of a Thai version. Then I realised that the Americans were copying horror movies again. Last night the Thai version was shown on TV.

Freaking GOOD!!! Creepy GOOD!!!

The ghost was chasing after the guy upside down. She was walking on the ceiling!!!!

Watch it! Watch it!!

Though I had trouble sleeping last night (but not much), I recommend this to EVERYONE!

I am currently on line with vivmuffin and I think I have managed to exasperate the living daylights out of her.

Two weeks ago, I spoke to her about revamping my room. I also talked about cleaning it out (after three years of not doing it...). She was helping me brainstorm on how to redesign it. I took pictures and sent it to her, talked about it over the phone with her, promised to go out and buy some nice archive boxes to archive stuff I don't need...

And two weeks later...


I think she is ready to give up on me.

Guess what dear? It's official, I have to work tomorrow! Hahahahahaha!!